chinchillaghosts: wivernryder: chinchillaghosts: heyfunnie: why is bob short for robert how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’? How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”? you ask him nicely
dank-assbabies: i appreciate My Chemical Romance song titles better if i put “Mom” at the end of them eg. “It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking Deathwish, Mom” “I Never Told You What I Do for a Living, Mom” “This Is How I Disappear, Mom”
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me: i made cookies
mom: did you make them properly?
me: no i read the instructions and did the exact opposite of what they say
clintfarton: i don’t think this worked the way it was intended to