From New York Magazine's "The Absolute Moron's... →
inothernews: So Europe, that’s some kind of soccer league, right? Europe is a continent. Not ringing any bells. It’s the continent that hosted the most recent season of Jersey Shore. Oh, Europe. Gotcha. But the current crisis mostly affects the seventeen-nation eurozone, a group of countries in Europe that use the same currency, the euro, which is like their version of the dollar. ...
It's weird how people get into such a tizzy over...
thepursuivant: I’m sitting here drawing this boob and suddenly I think, “It’s a circle. It’s a fucking circle.” They’re getting upset about someone drawing and looking at this but it’s just a circle. Actually, it’s a sphere. There are tons of boobs in my tenth grade geometry textbook, it’s just that they’re missing the nipple. Oh, and that’s a circle too, by the way. People are stupid. ...
hustleharddd: I just remembered I used to carry nutella in my purse, good stuff HAHAHA OH DIANE
my dad: are you allowed to say "soul brother" if you're not black?
me: ...i don't know...why
him: i said "thanks soul brother" to the cashier at the grocery store this morning and he gave me a look
me: was he black?
me: oh. you probably shouldn't do that next time then.
him: yeah that's what i was thinking, needed a second opinion though.